Look, I've lived here my whole life, I still can't parallel park on a hill, and I will absolutely fight traffic on a Tuesday for a good slice. Rent's a nightmare, the fog rolls in at 4pm, but this city's pizza game is unreasonably good if you know where to look. Here's my rotation, ranked by vibes, cheese pull, and whether it's worth circling the block three times for parking.
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