Pizza slices that make Muni delays worth it: my SF pizza power rankings

Marcus Feldman

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Look, I've lived here my whole life, I still can't parallel park on a hill, and I will absolutely fight traffic on a Tuesday for a good slice. Rent's a nightmare, the fog rolls in at 4pm, but this city's pizza game is unreasonably good if you know where to look. Here's my rotation, ranked by vibes, cheese pull, and whether it's worth circling the block three times for parking.

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Pizza slices that make Muni delays worth it: my SF pizza power rankings — 6 items
Name	Price Band	Comment	Neighborhood	Style
1Tony's Pizza Napoletana	$$$	This place has like a dozen pizza styles on one menu and somehow nails all of them, it's genuinely unfair to the rest of the industry.	North Beach	Neapolitan & wood-fired variety
2Golden Boy Pizza	$	Thick, greasy, glorious, and you can eat it standing up at the counter at 1am, this is peak drunk-food architecture.	North Beach	Sicilian focaccia slice
3Pizzeria Delfina	$$	My go-to when a date wants 'somewhere cute in the Mission' and I want to look like I have my life together.	Mission	Thin-crust Italian
5Arizmendi Bakery	$	Worker-owned co-op with one mystery pizza flavor a day, no menu, no notes, just show up and trust the process.	Inner Sunset	Daily rotating specialty slice
6Flour + Water Pizzeria	$$	Char on the crust, a little chew, a little bubble, this is the pizza equivalent of a well-tailored jacket.	Mission	Neapolitan
9Piccino	$$	Cute little pastel cafe that does a wood-fired pie so good you forget you drove twenty minutes to Dogpatch for it.	Dogpatch	Wood-fired seasonal