Lionel Messi was all over the sports pages again after Inter Miami came from behind to beat New England Revolution, and your man below was in the snooker club holding court about it like he'd managed the game himself. He's a Bohs man through and through so he'd rather be talking League of Ireland, but sure look, Messi's hard to ignore even from a chair in Phibsborough. This is the list of Messi odds and ends he's picked up over the years, plus a few digs at Dublin football for good measure.