Museumsrundgang im Rahmen eines Ausflugs

This is the one where I splice my two brains together: the bloke who reads xG tables at half-time and the bloke who spends Sundays wandering museum halls in silence. Every entry on this list is a real ground, museum or pub I'd happily build a whole Saturday around — walk-up-to-kick-off timing, pint logistics, the lot. Think of it as a tactics board for your day out: possession-based sightseeing, basically. All addresses checked, all pints theoretically consumed.