8 NYC spots where the ROI on a slice actually checks out (per this Bushwick econ major)
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8 NYC spots where the ROI on a slice actually checks out (per this Bushwick econ major)

Diego MarchettiDiego Marchetti
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8 NYC spots where the ROI on a slice actually checks out (per this Bushwick econ major)

Diego Marchetti
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Ngl between problem sets and staring at a Bloomberg terminal I don't even have access to yet, food is the one portfolio I actively manage. Ran the numbers across five boroughs and these 8 are the blue chips — high yield, low volatility, zero regrets. Lowkey this list ends every group chat debate about the best bodega slice, deal with it.

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8 NYC spots where the ROI on a slice actually checks out (per this Bushwick econ major) — 4 items
NameCommentCuisineAddressCity
1Joe's PizzaOG blue chip slice, zero volatility since forever. $3.50 a slice is basically free alpha, ngl.Pizza7 Carmine St, New York, NY 10014New York, NY
5Roberta'sBasically my local since I'm two blocks over in Bushwick. Wood-fired pies hit different when you can walk home after.Wood-fired Pizza261 Moore St, Brooklyn, NY 11206Brooklyn, NY
7Katz's DelicatessenPastrami on rye is overpriced but it's the S&P 500 of sandwiches, always delivers. Bring cash, tip the counter guy.Jewish Deli205 E Houston St, New York, NY 10002New York, NY
8Los Tacos No. 1Chelsea Market line looks scary but turnover is quick, like day trading. Adobada taco is straight up undervalued.Mexican Tacos75 9th Ave, New York, NY 10011New York, NY