Alright man, honestly, people ask me all the time what I got stocked next to the toolbox. Same rules as picking a mechanic or a pizza place — no gimmicks, no BS, just stuff that works every time. This ain't some fancy Gold Coast tasting flight, this is what a Sox fan pours after a doubleheader loss at the Cell. Every one of these has earned its spot on my shelf, and I'll argue any of 'em over deep dish versus tavern-style any day of the week.