Little House on the Prairie watchlist

Michael Landon would've turned 90 this week — Melissa Gilbert's tribute to her TV Pa did the rounds and sent me down the rabbit hole. Here's the original run plus the shiny new Netflix reboot that's just wrapped its second season shoot, ranked the way I rank everything: like a match report. Some episodes are a 9-man-to-14 backs-against-the-wall classic, some are a dead rubber. No addresses here, this is strictly a watch list, not a pub crawl.