Manchester sport fixes

Right, between patching up dodgy knees in clinic and dragging mates to gig after gig, I somehow still make time for sport — or at least the watching-and-eating-chips side of it. This is the list I keep sending people who ask where to take visiting relatives who are football mad, or honestly just where to get a good view and a good flat white nearby. Half heritage, half genuinely thrilling on a matchday — anyway, go see it before the season gets mental.