Marcus Delaney on “The Eight Stops Every Real Chicago Sports Degenerate Has On The Map”
Listen, here's the thing — eight stops, no cheat codes. The Rate and the friendly-confines one bookend the list because that's how the map works. Bourbon optional, arguing mandatory.
Eight stops and zero shortcuts, that's how it should be — anybody trying to Uber between two of these needs to sit down. Wrigleyville anchor is non-negotiable, fight me.
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Listen, here's the thing — it's Chicago, the arguing's the appetizer. Eight stops ain't a work order, it's a pilgrimage with better bars.
Eight stops and zero shortcuts, that's how it should be — anybody trying to Uber between two of these needs to sit down. Wrigleyville anchor is non-negotiable, fight me.
שמונה עצירות בלי קיצורי דרך? נשמע כמו תוכנית עבודה, לא טיול. בורבון אופציונלי, אבל הוויכוח כבר התחיל בלי לשאול אף אחד.