Long/short strategy on the city's pizza market: my portfolio's mostly red today but at least my slice game is green. Bounced around every neighborhood from the Sunset to North Beach doing 'research' between finance lectures at SF State, rating every pie out of 10 so you don't have to burn your own capital finding the duds.
Deep dish flex in Valencia territory, cornmeal crust is a heavy bag but worth the drawdown. Split it with a friend or eat your feelings solo, no judgment.