Serie que no dejo de ver

My TV queue looks like my pickup runs at the Y: same core rotation, a couple of hot rookies, and the occasional wild heat-check that bricks by episode three. I log minutes (runtime), usage rate (how often I rewatch), and win shares (how often I recommend it at the bar) like I’m tracking a weird fantasy league for my own attention span. These are the shows that survive the 11 p.m. test: I’m tired, there’s a Celtics game on in the background, Slack is still pinging about a trial dataset… and I still hit play anyway. If my life had a play-by-play announcer, these would be the clips they’d roll in slow motion between quarters.